OMG RANDOMNESS beware....>.>
tardlz4207
Sep 25, 2008
Conversation between me and my friend Kay that was just so random I had to post it somewhere...
And before you ask: no, we're not on drugs.
We just have active imaginations.
k: *throws confetti*
And before you ask: no, we're not on drugs.
We just have active imaginations.
k: *throws confetti*
s: *eats confetti*
k: ....
s: :}
k
lol
s
k O.O
"No...n-no!!NO!AHHHHHHHHHH!~ *falls backwards landing in a tub of gravy* *thinks to self* "Why is there gravy..." "SILENCE." < (confetti eater)
"No...n-no!!NO!AHHHHHHHHHH!~ *falls backwards landing in a tub of gravy* *thinks to self* "Why is there gravy..." "SILENCE." < (confetti eater)
s
om nom nom...
k: "NOOOO!!!*coughgag* Ugh. Look what you did!Now I'm covered in 4 week-old gravy and chewed bits of multi colored-paper...WHAT WOULD THE NEIGHBORS THINK??" *has daydream/nightmare vision about German polar bears doing the Mexican hat dance* "O.O No...and WTF?"
"OLE!~"
s: *falls over laughing* wtfh kay....
k: *shakes maracas* it's my strange,strange imagination/sense of humor lol. There are few who r amused by it. *shakes maracas*
s: XD im very amused by it
k
s: XDDDDDDD
woo!
k
holy shit i just realized how long that is..
s: *is sitting here cracking up so damn hard* omg if i were a guy id so ask you to marry me
k: lolz I'll take that as a compliment lol ^_^
s: XD it is
k: YAY!Complimenteees~! Muchas gracias....uh..caso...taco..agua..ci? *laughs at poor Spanish skills*
s
k: If i said that tosome mexican dude theyd be like.."O.O...eh....looooocoooooo..."
s
k: lawl "CHEESE TACO WATER YES?" XD I could at least make it in the fast food industry..
s
k: HAM BEAST!
s
k: HAM BEAST! His gelatinous,transparent stomach indulges itself in PORK ONLY,his ribs are made of razorblades and his stomach acid is ten times stronger than average humans...He sometimes swallows the ham whole,then buries himself deep underground in the backyard of a happy suburban family, hibernating as the meat and bone begin to ferment inside it's rickity shell of a body...He then crawls out of the hole after 2 years.The suburban community brings gifts of meat,sometimes a dog or two, in fear of his hunger being satisfied by their plump,lazy,American children's little squirmy bodies.....Besides eating pork,he likes to wear those cheap, paper party hats,take long walks on the beach,and to salsa dance. His plump,disgustingly malformed belly jiggles to the maracas..WATCH HIS BELLY JIGGLE!!!OH,THE HORROR! eeeewwww,,i grossed myself out with this lol
s
k: heehee ^_^
s: XD
k: I wonder if my english teacher would kill me if I turned that in as a creative writing assignment..she'd probably vomit al over her desk as soon as she reads it..projecting bits of cereal and pork rhines all over her charming little students...eww
s: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
k
s
k: hehe hmmmmm u try
s: hm?
k: NOT VOMITING LOL. Just write something totally off the wall random.
lawl
s
k
lol
its ok
s
im having a vision... i see.... baby camels... doing the cha cha slide with bing crosby in the background as gerard doing the electric slide in a sequened pair of panties...ahhhh listen to the sweet and slightly disturbing croony singing.... *deep voice* iiiiii looooveeeeeee yaaaaaaaaaa, behbehhhhhhh, commmeeee daaanccceee witthhhh meehhhh.... he sings as a baby camel waltzes up. OMG NO! No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oooo0...!!!
it is
the dreaded
PICKLE THEIF.
comes in the night to steal pickles and bitch slap you with them.... repeatedly
*bitchslappy noise*
waBHHHH
he comes in the form of a cannibal midget with pink hair extentions.
-nodnod-
k: .....*explodes into laughter* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD PICKLE THIEF?NOOOOOOOOOOO!
im having a vision... i see.... baby camels... doing the cha cha slide with bing crosby in the background as gerard doing the electric slide in a sequened pair of panties...ahhhh listen to the sweet and slightly disturbing croony singing.... *deep voice* iiiiii looooveeeeeee yaaaaaaaaaa, behbehhhhhhh, commmeeee daaanccceee witthhhh meehhhh.... he sings as a baby camel waltzes up. OMG NO! No0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oooo0...!!!
it is
the dreaded
PICKLE THEIF.
comes in the night to steal pickles and bitch slap you with them.... repeatedly
*bitchslappy noise*
waBHHHH
he comes in the form of a cannibal midget with pink hair extentions.
-nodnod-
k: .....*explodes into laughter* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD PICKLE THIEF?NOOOOOOOOOOO!
s
dontlethimgetyourpickles
WHY DOES MY ROOM SUDDENLY SMELL LIKE FEET
omg
its him
no... no.... PICKLE MAN, PUT DAT SPORK DOWN THAT IS MY SPORK.
dontlethimgetyourpickles
WHY DOES MY ROOM SUDDENLY SMELL LIKE FEET
omg
its him
no... no.... PICKLE MAN, PUT DAT SPORK DOWN THAT IS MY SPORK.
s: OH NO KITTY YOU DONT WANNA WALK OVER TH-
*pickle man and bing crosby kadonk kitty with piece of pork*
*crashing cat sound effects you always hear in the movies comes from the background*
*silence ensues*
omg.....
they slapped da kitteh...
with the pork....
HEADS SHALL ROLL
*kitty, now pork beaten, wipes out crown and septer and porceeds to fling the septer around like an oversized sword yelling TAKE THAT YE BEETCHESSS*
*pickle man and bing crosby kadonk kitty with piece of pork*
*crashing cat sound effects you always hear in the movies comes from the background*
*silence ensues*
omg.....
they slapped da kitteh...
with the pork....
HEADS SHALL ROLL
*kitty, now pork beaten, wipes out crown and septer and porceeds to fling the septer around like an oversized sword yelling TAKE THAT YE BEETCHESSS*
s: mew..
k
Don't worry, no kitties, pickles, sporks, or baby camels were hammed in the making of this scenario.
Said scenario is now being formatted into story form by Kay, soon to be published as a best-selling novel.
BUY IT!
READ IT!
LOVE IT!
...or the puppy gets it.
>.>
<.<
Don't worry, no kitties, pickles, sporks, or baby camels were hammed in the making of this scenario.
Said scenario is now being formatted into story form by Kay, soon to be published as a best-selling novel.
BUY IT!
READ IT!
LOVE IT!
...or the puppy gets it.
>.>
<.<
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